1. Decision Making Protocol:
Navigate through the Ministry by making decisions at every turn. Each choice may lead to unforeseen consequences.
2. Metric Observation:
Monitor your futility and wisdom meters vigilantly. These metrics fluctuate with each action taken within the Ministry.
3. Error Analysis:
Mistakes are opportunities for growth. Wrong choices may inadvertently lead to the correct path. Embrace the inherent chaos of the system.
4. Confidential Information Retrieval:
Uncover hidden pathways and decipher the enigmatic mysteries that permeate the Ministry's structure.
5. Absurdity Acceptance Protocol:
The Ministry operates on principles that defy conventional logic. Embrace the futility because the only way through is through.
6. Self-Reflection Mandate:
Contemplate the nature of your roles and explore the philosophical underpinnings of wisdom, woo and futility within Ministry.
7. Equilibrium Maintenance:
Strive to achieve a precarious balance between accumulating wisdom and managing futility. Or just fully embrace the chaotic nature of the system and observe it unfurl.
8. Mission Completion:
Persist until you reach the culmination of your journey. Your choices throughout will shape your Ministry experience. May the Woo be with you!